I'm lost and stupid without you.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm too high and old for this...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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