Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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