I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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