no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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