Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
