they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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