Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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