I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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