I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I know her cup size but not her name....
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