Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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