absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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