Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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