hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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