Pants 0. Shit 1.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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