Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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