You're so nebulous sometimes
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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