goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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