Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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