I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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