If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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