So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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