I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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