you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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