the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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