porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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