we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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