so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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