why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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