Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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