dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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