she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
