its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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