hell yes lets make some ravioli
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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