So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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