No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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