You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
the condom got lost in my hair
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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