Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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