i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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