So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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