College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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