do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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