I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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