JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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