BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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