So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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