It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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