im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The air was thick with penises
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
