absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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