She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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