Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think my fart just growled at me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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