was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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