Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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