You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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